Some people wear their heart on their sleeves, but if you've ever wanted to wear your balls on your back, one Indiegogo campaign is going to give you that ability, for the low, low price of $69. The ball bag, appropriately named the Scrote'n'Tote: The Satchel of Life, is the brainchild of Daniel Bitton. Last year, a picture of Bitton wearing his sac received some attention online, sparking thousands of like-minded individuals to think, "Hey, I really need a backpack that looks like a hairy nut sack." See also: Woman accidentally buys dress covered in giant vaginas Bitton is attempting to raise $33,000 to fund production of the testicular pack, and he created this odd and creepy video to convince anyone with the cash to burn to donate to his cause. "Although the video may suggest otherwise, this is an actual and legitimate project," Bitton writes on his campaign page. Bitton also uses the convincing argument "just send me the money," and encourages his buyers to "wear it like a man."

As gross, classless and worthless as you may consider the bag to be, it is incredibly realistic. It really looks like a healthy pair of testicles, and was actually created by professional special effects artist C.J. Goldman. Unfortunately, this realistic look costs nearly $1,000 to produce per bag, so Bitton is trying to raise the cash to find a cheaper way to manufacture the bags. If he accomplishes that feat, the bags will sell for $120 each, but campaign backers who donate $10 now will be able to purchase one for $69. Or if you're really feeling confident, you can just donate the full $69 today. The bags are available in ebony and ivory. With 41 days left at the time of writing, the campaign has raised $4,904 in five days with 125 backers, which means we may actually see this thing happen.Try going back to the homepageAlmost exactly one year ago, this photo of a man wearing a disturbingly detailed ball sack surfaced and made its way around the internet. Other than dry heaving on cue, the number one response to the photo was overwhelmingly “where can I get one?”

It even reached Ludacris and Tommy Lee, who actually contacted the owner to try to purchase one, we were told.samsonite spectrolite laptop backpack 16 expandable black Well, the owner and creator of the backpack — a Canadian — tells BuzzFeed Canada he’s officially launched a crowdfunder to get the “Scrote Tote” mass produced. arvn backpack(Translation: You too can now own one/a pair???? too.)camelbak dcu backpack The fashion accessory is officially dubbed the “Scrote’N’Tote,” and owner Daniel Bitton hopes his Indiegogo campaign will raise enough funds to get this into commercial production. snl backpack shack

Bitton initially proposed the project to Kickstarter, who turned it down without an explanation (even though their policy states that rejected proposals will be given a reason). eberlestock x2 hunting backpackWe’ve reached out to Kickstarter.roots backpack costco warranty But back to the pressing matters at hand… Pitching in to the Scrote’N’Tote project will “entitle” customers to purchase one — or several — at a discounted price after their $33,000 goal is reached. Bitton told us he’ll need a “minimum of 5,000 units to make it viable” to sell the backpacks at $69.00 USD through Indiegogo. The bag will retail for $120.If you’re wondering how we got here and whether this is real life, the tote actually has a charming backstory. The story dates back 10 years ago when Daniel, then a film producer (but currently in law school), contacted his famous Hollywood prop designer friend to create a lifelike scrotum backpack for a movie he was working on.

His friend did him a…huge and produced the backpack for only half the cost. The original backpack retails for $2,000 and weighs 15 pounds. Daniel tells us it’s made with state-of-the-art materials that anatomically look and feel like…the real thing. After the single photo serendipitously floated online, he was inundated with requests, and Daniel jumped on the capitalistic opportunity. He’s venturing to make an affordable and wearable version so that everyone will be equipped with a bag that “can scare your relatives and carry your things to school.” It’s all very inspiring, really. “Our mission statement [is] to ‘Make that money,’” he joked. “And to pay for law school.” Here’s a fun fact: Daniel used grant money from the movie to fund the $1,000 prop. (Translation: The Canadian government paid for the Scrote’N’Tote.) “I spent a ton of my grant money. Thanks to the Canadian government.” For the “untapped scrotum market,” Daniel is dreaming big.

If this becomes a success, he envisions a line of female counterparts: “VagBag, Cliturese…” “We’re lifetime scrotum liberation activists,” Daniel said, deadpan. “People are not comfortable with scrotums, but they’re also beautiful in their disgustingness. It holds male power. And male power is weak. ‘Cause all you need to do is kick it.” If you’ve seen enough scrotum satchels for the day, we now leave you with a few more photos so you can make the most informed consumer decision. It’s been sitting in the BuzzFeed Canada office for a month.Some people wear their heart on their sleeves, but now you can wear your balls on your back, as that infamous ball sack backpack is actually set to go on sale.After a photograph of a man donning the vividly realistic scrotum rucksack on a public street went viral, there was significant demand from people who actually wanted to own one of these monstrosities.In response, the owner and creator of the ‘Scrote Tote’, Daniel Bitton, has now officially launched an IndieGogo crowdfunding campaign to try and raise the money to get them mass produced.